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/**
 * <https://y.st./>
 * Copyright © 2016-2017 //y.st. <mailto:copyright@y.st>
 * 
 * This program is free software: you can redistribute it and/or modify
 * it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by
 * the Free Software Foundation, either version 3 of the License, or
 * (at your option) any later version.
 * 
 * This program is distributed in the hope that it will be useful,
 * but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of
 * MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the
 * GNU General Public License for more details.
 * 
 * You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License
 * along with this program. If not, see <https://www.gnu.org./licenses/>.
**/

$xhtml = array(
	'title' => 'About me',
	'subtitle' => 'Who is Yst?',
	'copyright year' => '2016-2017',
	'body' => <<<END
<img class="weblog-header-image" src="/img/CC_BY-SA_4.0/y.st./selfie.jpg" width="480" height="460" alt="My face" />
<p>
	Hello! My name is Alex Yst (pronounced &quot;ist&quot; like the end of the word &quot;catal<strong>yst</strong>&quot;), and this is my home on the Web.
	I&apos;m a bit too busy to get everything done on this website as I&apos;d like to, so please bear with me.
	Development here is very slow.
	This website is going in <strong>no particular direction</strong>, and simply contains whatever I happen to want to make available on the Web.
</p>
<p>
	As for myself, I&apos;m a computer science <a href="/en/coursework/">student</a> at <a href="http://www.uopeople.edu/">University of the People</a>.
	I&apos;m very much a supporter of free software and free culture, and believe the two to be highly intertwined.
	I don&apos;t settle for garbage licenses such as the $a[GFDL], {$a['CC BY-NC']}, or {$a['CC BY-ND']}, regardless of the nature of the item being licensed.
	I used to be a supporter of the $a[FSF] until I learned that they actively promote the use on nonfree licensing, especially for non-software works based on opinion.
	I use Debian on my laptop and server, and Replicant on my mobile device.
	Though I was born right-handed, I was able to become ambidextrous with a couple years of practice.
	I highly recommend it, it&apos;s great having full use of both hands.
	It feels like I&apos;ve recovered from a handicap that I&apos;ve always had.
</p>
<p>
	I&apos;m an agendered phallosexual; that means I don&apos;t feel masculine or feminine, and I can pair with someone of any gender as long as they have working male reproductive organs.
	If you don&apos;t know the difference between sex and gender, that statement might not make much sense to you; sex is a description of what&apos;s between your legs, while gender is a description of what&apos;s in your mind.
	Many people don&apos;t know what the words &quot;agendered&quot; or &quot;phallosexual&quot; mean, so I tend to mis-identify as a gay male for simplicity, ignoring gender altogether.
	I&apos;m a bit sensitive about my sexuality though.
	I feel shallow for not being able to pair with someone regardless of their sex organs, but humans are animals; we have instinctual needs that we can&apos;t override.
	We don&apos;t pick our sexualities.
	I&apos;m looking for a monogamous love interest, but I&apos;m currently single.
</p>
<p>
	If you&apos;re visiting my website, please check on my <a href="/a/canary.txt">canary</a>.
	It acts as a safety mechanism to know if I have been legally required to withhold information.
	If my canary hasn&apos;t chirped in a while, <strong>*please*</strong> alert anyone you feel is relevant to the fact that I need help.
	My $a[PGP] key $a[ID] is <code>0xE7464A03</code> and my $a[PGP] fingerprint is <code>D135 B061 DBED 690B 479F E2E3 7D83 E1E5 E746 4A03</code>.
</p>
END
);
